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Photoshop! Yay Photoshop!
And now for something completely different!
So, I saw Superbad sometime last year and didn’t quite enjoy it. Was I too old for it? Out of the target age group and all that? Maybe. Maybe it was just stupid, with the inability to connect to the two main characters and their dilemmas?
Whatever the case, there was one character in the movie that I could support, someone who I could sympathize with and whose anecdotes were all that saved the movie for me – they were more interesting and slapstick than those of Jonah Hill and Michael Cera’s characters.
I’m talking about Fogell. AKA McLovin.
Whatever the case, the fact is I also love Worth 1000’s occasional Mate-a-Movie contests (along with several other re-occurring contests on the site, but that’s besides the point). Which leads me to post the following Will-Smith-turned-Christopher-Mintz-Plasse vehicle:
Try, Try again
Trying once again with Worth1000.com — I’ll probably come out middle of the pack on this one if not low… I think I did a good job photoshopping this image but there are TONS of outstanding entries.
Yes I suck, but I try…
Graphic Manipulation is a bitch…
Just look at my piss poor Worth 1000 entry…..
**sigh** buttons and graphics are one thing but making things look realistic while they are complete fake isn’t.
Shaken (not stirred), rattled, and rolled by The 007 Band
“Simply Smashing! A sound introduction to action, espionage and the music scene!” — Spin Magazine
“In touch with their deft side…..a clever comeback for music….” — Entertainment Weekly
“Double-Oh-Wow!” — Rolling Stone
Ladies and Gentlemen — Introducing Swinging Sean Connery and his Double-Oh-Seven Band!
Author’s Note June 14, 2019: More than 15 years after this post was made, I updated it to include the actual image. The links — the lead in link and the one that you will find on the image – do not directly lead to the image. Worth1000.com merged with DesignCrowd.com and I could not find the original image post on their site. It may very well be there. All Credit goes to the original designer and the photoshop fun from days of yore at Worth 1000.
w0r7h 1ooo pwnz j00
Oh My God….
Worth 1000’s If Hackers Ruled contest
I especially love “7h3 L0rds Pr4y0r”, “Kill Bill”, and a Batman Forever variant
* blogger’s note – unless you are computer literate, web savvy and L337, you likely won’t get these jokes.
Funny Bones, lack of drones
I am SO disturbed…
corrupt thy children! Worth 1000
He he he he… I don’t know what’s more disturbing – me laughing my ass off at these pictures or me forcing them on other people? 
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So things aren’t much better for me as it stands right now – and I’m talking on many levels here when I say this. I’ve had ideas to write but I haven’t gotten them down on paper or on the journal. I called Doc Smith’s office today and what happened? I got told to fax him after telling his secretary I have no fax. Hmmphf. Figures, right?
I suggest to a friend that they write a satire article and submit it to Red Tide News because the one’s he has been posting on the Buccaneer usenet newsgroup have been funny as hell… And what happens? I get some asshole snipping at me because he believes no one goes to Red Tide News any more and that my firend in question woudl be better off posting on the Newsgroup where he would get “much more traffic”…. Right….
In other news… I’ve actually brought myself to venture back onto the venerable and everlasting FanBone. Not much though, seeing I am just out of it with sports. I am not in it with politics either even though everyone should think otherwise with that…
