Republican Pledge of Allegiance?

Heh… I’ve got too much spare time…..

(as inspired by George W. Bush’s 4 years in office)

I pledge allegiance
To the Man
Who bankrupt the Enron Corporation
And to the Bush Administration with world domination plans
An abomination, Oh dear God
Politically divisible
With treachery and greed for all

by John Fontana

July 8, 2004 , Politics 4 Comments »

4 Comments to Republican Pledge of Allegiance?

  1. HLSch says:
    July 14, 2004 at 12:53 PM

    Get a Life!

  2. John F says:
    July 14, 2004 at 1:00 PM

    Why, thank you for your response — that’s exactly how I want Republicans to
    respond to it —

    Because the truth hurts.

  3. Mark says:
    August 18, 2004 at 11:21 AM

    How about this one(I have alot of free time, too – but sometimes it doesn’t feel like it).

    I pledge allegiance to the flag,
    of the Christian States of America Inc.
    And to the Theocratic Corporation forwhich it stands,
    One nation, one true God(tm)
    Converted.
    With liberty and justice for men making more than $100,000 a year.

  4. John F says:
    August 18, 2004 at 11:30 AM

    Heh, I like it… Creative and simple.